Hi I'm Court
I love life but sometimes it doesn't love me back. Enjoy the little things 🌻
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Photo reblogged from G L O R I O U S
“Your teen comes home and you smell MARIJUANA now what?”
this calls for AIR GUITAR
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Post reblogged from hello babe
How do you move on?
You don’t. You just live with it everyday and time shall pass, memories turns vague and it would feel like everything was just a dream.
(Source: eatingisfab)
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Post reblogged from G L O R I O U S
broke: the line for the women’s restroom is longer because women take a long time in the bathroom
woke: the line for the men’s restroom is shorter because it has, on average, twice as many places to pee
bespoke: the men’s restroom line is short bc it is a known fact that cishet dudes don’t wash their fucking hands.
and they pee on the floor
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Post reblogged from hello babe
The lighting bloom makes this feel like it was filmed in heaven
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Photoset reblogged from hello babe
When you find out your mom is a furry
When you accidentally let your child know you’re a furry
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Post reblogged from hello babe
interviewer: describe yourself in 4 words
me: automatic, supersonic, hypnotic, funky-fresh
interviewer: hired -
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[people cheering in the background]
